How this kid is not "cool" I have no idea:
8th graders are like pirhannas, or termites, or some vicious grotesque cannibalistic animals... that's for certain. I can't believe some of the shit they post on FB.. but I'm getting off track. Back to "rainbow parties"
What are they? Oh, please... let me explain.
A rainbow party is when several "cool" girls where lipstick according to the colors of the rainbow: We're talking ROY-G-BIV lipstick. Then.. they give the appointed "cool" guy a rainbow on his PENIS!!!!
SERIOUSLY???
First of all, WTF??? What is wrong with children today? And yes, I consider 13 year old children.
Secondly, logistically speaking I'm stumped. We're talking a 13 year old boy here. How is his penis even large enough to accomodate the ROY-G-BIV rainbow??
Thirdly, THANK GOD my brother isn't a "cool" kid.
And when I have kids, I'll be certain to warn them of these rainbow parties.
Scratch that. If they're girls they'll be under lock-and-key. Save that girl on girl stuff for college, thank you very much.
And nobody looks good in green lipstick.
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